Bad Joke
- Luke
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Re: Bad Joke
If the US switched from the standard measurement system to metric overnight,
there would be mass confusion.
- Luke
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Re: Bad Joke
A data analyst is on board a passenger jet. The captain’s voice announced over the radio “We have lost an engine, but there’s no need to worry, we can fly on three engines, it will just take us an hour longer to reach our destination.
A while later, the radio crackles again: “This is your captain speaking, we have lost another engine – but we’re in no danger. Our journey will take an extra two hours though.”
Not long after, the captain is on the radio again: “We’re down to one engine, we can make it safely, but we’re going to be landing three hours late.”
“I hope we don’t lose the last engine,” says the analyst, “We’ll be up here forever.”
Re: Bad Joke
That's so cute about the 2 cats decked out in Christmas attire ~ their expressions are priceless !