wow, I never actually knew people who had met online, got married, and been successful in marriage before. It must be some type of miracle or somethin'.
Well, seeing as I am a firm believer in arranged marriage (its cheaper and I don't have time to date--not that there are any prospects within a 300 mile radius). However, I would have stipulations:
- They would have to modest, willing to stay at home, never wearing pants, always willing to cover heads, anti feminazi
- politically conservative
- born below the mason dixon line (I could be lax on this I suppose)
- Traditional roman Catholic
My parents are:
- anti-modesty, hate the idea of housewives, think skirts are stupid, making women cover their heads is oppressive, and are avid feminists.
- make clinton look conservative
- pro-yankee and hate the south with a vengence. the only thing they hate more are traditional Catholics.
- Dad is a lay eucharistic minister at the local Novus Ordo Roman "catholic" "community" need I say more?
therefore I am bound to celibacy to the end of my days.
Joe Zollars
PS: I mean no disrespect to my parents. simply reiterating their oft stated views.
JZ
PSS: Must also be Pro Monarchy, just so long as they don't want a clintonian dynasty I also meant this entire message to be humorous. kinda.
JZ