Well it has finally happened.
The end of the World!
The end of the Catholic Church!
The end of the City that sits upon 7 hills soon to be destroyed!
The end of the Popes!
Yes, Petrus Romanus is finally here. Pope Peter the Second from Rome!
wreeeeuuuuuurrrrruuuuuhhhhhhh!
(the sound of a record needle scratching the record)
Ooooppss! Scratch that (fake) Catholic prophecy of the popes by (non-saint) Malachy.
It is just Pope Francis of Buenas Aires, Argentina. And none of his secular names include peter either. So that kills that fake papist prophecy.
Finally, after 800 years we can all officially chuck that into the trash bin of failed heterdox end of the world prophecies.